Memoirs of a New EQ2 Guild Leader

June 22, 2007

The Darklight/Nek Gauntlet

Filed under: EQ2 — lishian @ 8:46 pm

Every night (and I mean every single night) there is a group of Q-holes that camp Wanderlust Fair in Darklight. The chumbuckets love attacking Freeps that come running up to get new quests or turn in finished quests. There are guards there, however, they are just eating donuts or they are busy playing with their bungholes. They don’t protect us youngins from the EVIL Qeynosians.

A few of us got really sick of getting ganked by this group of slugs – so – we started to get our own group together. (What a great idea! duh!) There was yours truly the new x-mangina/bruiser named Zigler, an (ass)assin, a warlock, an inquisitor and a warden vs their 6 whatever the hell they were with a healer. Our ragtag team of Freeps pushed those hogball lickers from Wanderlust Fair to the Nek zone. Over and over, we kicked their butts, but they kept coming back for additional beatings.

Once we got them backed into the hole which is the Nek zoneline (which was their respawn), we killed them over and over again as they regained immunity. Many points during the hour of pummelling, we corpsehumped them — all six of us at times. I know its shitty to camp, but these guys have been terrorizing us every night – so – we wanted to give them a good get the “F” out of here and stay the “F” away party.

It was truly most fun when we pushed them back from the fair to the nek zone, the team did awesome! They all assisted my bruiser, the healers healed me and the clothy that would sometimes get attacked because he’s easier to kill and the DPS ripped holes into whatever i was hitting. 6v6 is the best way to PVP! Not only that, I corpsehumped some potential manginas. 🙂


Awww, yeah!




  1. haha the fun of the Pvp server… though i don’t think i’ll ever step foot in one.

    Comment by ogrebears — June 22, 2007 @ 11:25 pm

  2. Why not?

    Comment by lishian — June 23, 2007 @ 10:24 am

  3. Well all my character slots are filled and i don’t want to get rid of any of them

    Comment by ogrebears — June 23, 2007 @ 6:42 pm

  4. You must have atleast one toon that isn’t worthy enough to live?! Come on, dude! pvp rules!

    Comment by lishian — June 25, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

  5. Fraps!!! Where’s the Fraps!

    And WTH is that video?

    Comment by Tipa — June 25, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

  6. Ok! Ok! I will download fraps this week. And I did so much corpsehumping this weekened… Shame on me!

    Comment by lishian — June 25, 2007 @ 6:16 pm

  7. I didn’t realize you were blogging again:)

    Comment by Adele — June 29, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

  8. yeah.. I’ve been blogging alot lately… although I’ve been blogging on some odd topics. 🙂 Thanks for the simutronics post.. it brought back some fond memories of my MUD days.

    Comment by lishian — July 2, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

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