Memoirs of a New EQ2 Guild Leader

June 7, 2007

Memoirs of a X-Mangina

Filed under: EQ2 — lishian @ 3:24 pm

I’m back to EQ2… Why? I don’t know really. I missed the game. I didn’t miss my x-main, Risi. I believe that I have retired that toon. Risi and my whole group of mangina toons plus/minus a few male toons are all Q’s on Venekor. I’ve made a few toons on Nagafen and I am enjoying that server. (Taking donations to twink my poor toons!) It seems to be the place to be at the moment. When Neriak came out, I was set on making an evil toon and I noticed that Nagafen was heavily populated – so – I made my bundle of evil there. In fact, it seemed like that every night that I added toons to my new alt army. I’m still trying to decide which of my toons will be my main. I think I have decided on a warden.

So – you’re probably wondering why I have titled this post “Memoirs of an X-Mangina”? Well, surprisingly, I haven’t made any female toons since I came back from Vanguard. Why? I’m not sure really. I don’t have an interest to make female toons anymore. I don’t think that my choice to make a male toon had anything to do with the number of times that I have heard the word, Mangina. Besides, there are plenty of manginas running around on Nagafen to look at. I no longer need to make female toons.  Is there a word for a female that actually has a female toon – or – is there a word for a female that makes male toons? 

How does one point out a mangina? In everquest it is very hard to do. Maybe through the mangina’s use of emotes… a bow here and there instead of a curtsey? My mangina toon acted like a female. She curtsied. I wasn’t playing a female toon because I’m gay or anything like that. I’m straight as straight can be. I wrote using my normal everyday language in tells and in chat. Even females were not able to uncover my manginaness. I would even corpsehump other toons that I pummelled. I don’t think corpsehumping is a IRL female thing to do. It’s wicked funny though.

In Vanguard, it is very easy to spot a mangina. Vanguard has excellent character customization tools. You can change the breast size, chin size, head size, head width, eyebrow size, girth size and even breast lift. Shit! I sound like I’m the shrimp dude from forest gump… fried shrimp, shrimp gumbo, shrimp, shrimp and shrimp. In Vanguard you couldn’t change the butt size though — which is very important for me, a butt man. If you did a quick scan of any heavy populated area, it was easy to find mangina. A mangina is always some of the hottest toons around. Men who create a mangina will spend hours finding the perfect combination of body and face slider tweaks to make their mangina fit for Victoria’s Secret. They will have the largest breasts, with the highest breast lifts and their faces will be perfectly tweeked and they will always be a halfling, human or any sort of elf. You will never ever find an ogre or goblin mangina! Take note of that. You will be wasting your time if you are trying to find an ugly race mangina. Don’t look at the inherently ugly races because you will not find a mangina there.

Well, I don’t have more time to write about manginas. I’ll get back on that subject as soon as I can.





  1. LOL 🙂

    What race is your warden?

    Comment by Tipa — June 7, 2007 @ 8:03 pm

  2. Dark Elf. A MALE Dark Elf.

    Comment by lishian — June 7, 2007 @ 8:09 pm

  3. […] of a New EQ2 Guild Leader –  Lots of great posts here so far.  Highlight?  Memoirs of an X-Mangina.  Title says it […]

    Pingback by Cuppytalk » Again with the new bloggers! — June 18, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

  4. A blog as prejudiced as they come! But very funny, in that tounge-in-cheek way. And there are some good points.

    I’d like to point out that the most common reason that people can not tell if the player is human or not is becouse they don’t care enough to figure it out. Why? Becouse it matters little in a MMO. It’s a game.

    Me? I let the Die decide what sex my toons are. And mostly the Die decides the race and class too, unless the Die decides I can decide…

    Comment by Akely — June 18, 2007 @ 6:19 pm

  5. Interesting that you believe that they don’t care enough to figure it out, but they do like to talk about manginas and I hear folks saying how it disgusts them quite often. It doesn’t bother me at all. I use to make mostly female toons.

    Comment by lishian — June 18, 2007 @ 6:56 pm

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